posted ago by THATStheSpice ago by THATStheSpice +2 / -0

Sketch Premise:

High ranking FBI agents/ Brass are having a meeting about the state of the US

One agent says "It's time we put together a team"

Michael Bay style montage of a team being recruited ("Your government needs you")

we see the FBI recruit: an asocial katana expert an autistic shitposting hacker a range of semi-autistic gun enthusiasts etc...

theyre all gathered in a warehouse

the agent from the beginning is in a control room somewhere else

"let the mission begin" he says or something

You see a SWAT team kick down the door to the warehouse the legacy media are outside reporting on the extremists that have gathered together for some nefarious purpose

the autistic people are led out in handcuffs

maybe in the credits a list of cased where the FBI have entrapped civilians is shown