Lieutenant Dan!!!!

No, the only thing that changes is your race. Your hometown, parents, and up bringing stays the same, just your race changes

I propose we colonize the fag zone and assimilate it into the heterosexual states of America

I have been listening and watching them in reverse order as well as watching the new ones as they come out. It’s sort of like being in a time machine because they’re talking about old stuff but I haven’t seen them so they feel new to me

Why would you rather be Asian than black? Don’t you know they have the small peepee?

Would you rather be black or Asian?

Would you rather have a micro chip implanted in your brain and live in a domed city in which you could never leave but have access to the most sophisticated technology ever known to man, or live outside of the domed city in a small tribe in nature with enough resources to live a comfortable life plus a hot wife and 7 concubines.

Post your “would you rathers” here

Gavin should hook Ryan up with one of his wife’s relatives. Get him a nice little squaw. That way Ryan could be adopted into the tribe and him and Gavin would be cousins. This would add an extra layer of irony because it would technically make get off my lawn an indigenous podcast since they’re both honourary members of a tribe. Maybe a special “Get off my Land” episode could be made where they do the whole episode in Rez accents.

Firstly, he spells and pronounces his last name incorrectly. He consistently says McInnes (mick-kin-ess) which is wrong. The right way of spelling and pronouncing this is “McGinnis.” When will he ever learn to say his OWN last name correctly?

https://mobile.twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1297907046025748481

Pull that toad up, Jaime.

There is an interview that D’souza just did with the Spence-mister and he pretty much endorsed the DNC in it. Just give me second and I’ll pull it up.

Stop paying attention to these retards. It’s bad for your soul.

There’s a download option so that you can share it

Covid is a scam, frankly.

There should be a comma after the word “English,” dumbass.

Why the fuck does the caller have to hear ryan and Gavin? Just ask your question and then fuck off! Also, that one guy who said the sound is shit was lying and is a piece of shit

No, it’s a dominance thing.

Let me fuck you with my heels on

This is how it would go:

So, Ryan. Did you manage to read that book I assigned to you last week? The one you said that you would have definitely finished reading over the weekend so i could quiz you in front of the audience in a hopeless attempt to make you slightly less retarded?

Ryan: uhhh I read the first few pages...

(Gavin berates Ryan for 20 minutes and the bit never happens again)

Gay

I wanna see on a Live show, Ryan pinning Gavin down on his desk, over powering him, pulling down his pants and dominating him on air as revenge for all of his abuse

I feel like I’m a toad

“I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt”