"poor kids are just as smart and talented as white kids" - Joe Biden

"Unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle" - Joe Biden

"I learned a lot about cockroaches and kids jumping on my lap that summer. And I like kids jumping on my lap" - Joe Biden

"I mean you've got the first sort of mainstream African American, who is articulate and bright, and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." - Joe Biden (Talking about Obama... the first articulate black man? really?)

"You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." - Joe biden

"I promise you – the president has a big stick. I promise you." - Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the, you know, you know, the thing." -Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the, you know, you know, the thing." -Joe Biden

"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next president of the United States — Barack America!" - Joe Biden

"if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black." - Joe Biden

"I spent last summer going through the Black sections of my town, holding rallies in parks, trying to get Black men to understand it is not unmanly to wear a condom" - Joe Biden

"Let me tell you what is in the bill and I'll let you all decide whether or not this is weak. Let me get down here at the compendium of the things that are in the bill. One: the death penalty. It provides 53 death penalty offenses. Weak as can be, you know? We do everything but hang people for jaywalking in this bill. Weak stuff." - Joe Biden