Best comment I have seen so far is "you could have two dozen cats puke a hairball onto your bald head and it would look more natural"

I don't think even the hair helmet could do anything with that!

I am a bald man and I am not envious of his hair... dude needs to just shave that rats nest. It looks like someone emptied a vacuum cleaner on his head.

I genuinely couldn't tell if he had a big bald spot on the back of his head or was wearing a kippah