Obviously this song was written as satire, but it had me laughing. Thought it would be a funny intro song, hope the little JapRican sees it!

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Lyrics:

Here's a little story how the west was won The white man came and took out everyone The used dirty blankets and they used machine guns And they didn't think twice about what they've done

Here's a little story 'bout Kevin Bacon He had a bunch of money but he got taken He got a bunch of lawyers and he tried to sue But Bernie looked at him and said, "Hey, fuck you!"

[Chorus] Don't bring a knife to a gunfight You'll lose! Don't bring a knife to a gunfight You'll lose!

[Verse 2] Here's a little story 'bout the congressmen They bailed out all of their billionaire friends You can blame Bush or you can try and blame Obama, but You should have fucking learned from your daddy or your mama!

[Chorus] Don't bring a knife to a gunfight You'll lose!

[Verse 3] Some fights just ain't fair Some fights just ain't fair No, some fights just ain't fair

[Chorus] Don't bring a knife to a gunfight You'll lose!

[Verse 4] Here's a little story 'bout Tienanmen Square The people rose up and said "Life ain't fair!" Now they sweatin' in the shop making iPhones thin You stand in front of tanks, the tanks are going to win!

[Chorus]