It was something like, "she's almost pretty. Like the first attempt at a sculpture that needed more time drying in the kiln."

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The show needs a live chat for shit that's relevant to the show but not important enough to justify a call. I'm not sitting on hold to mention the Pixies song about "Jefrey with one F".

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Saw this over on The Donald and checked it out. It takes about 5 minutes to sign up and you can use 100% fake info (just use *67 in front of your phone number). It works.

https://thedonald.win/p/Gc2wMGW5/get-in-here-pedes-you-asked-for-/