Solution: Wear the mask off your ear or around your neck. It shows that you're still at least halfway devoted to the cause of signaling your own virtue and playing the make-believe symbolism game withOUT the whole pesky problem of "drinking in the same four or five recycled breaths in the sweltering July heat" dilemma.
Feminism is cancer. There's a halfway decent pretty girl hiding under all that blubber. But the religion of Girl Power says (Miles voice) "Ackshully, you have to be fat to support The Cause, man. It's empowering."
Even though I know Gavin likes to leave space for burn victims and such, I'm inclined to agree. If she was anyone else she'd be a high 4 at the very best, and that's generous. But her general unpleasantness, her arrogance, her entitlement knocks her down at least 1.5.
That's not him, AIU is a rabbit.
Clearly a victim of white people, the poor little angel.
Racism is solved
My parents are MAGA and my three liberal siblings are in the woke cult. We live in Richmond VA where the statue debate is at its fiercest and at the mere mention of the discussion the six of us split down the middle like we've never done before. It was the ugliest argument my family has ever had. It concluded with my older sister flying into a hyperbolic sob yelling "DON'T TOUCH ME!" when my dad tried to go in for a hug. The mind virus is real.
And some combination of a) way less hairline b) obvious wig c) roots for miles
84 years into its history, America spent 650,000 of its own lives to end slavery.
Meanwhile, between African and Muslim nations, over a million are still enslaved.
Why is everybody yelling at us?
Yeah, it's Miles.
"Ackshully I think it's really empowering when women come out and peacefully protest. The cops are hunting black people for sport."