posted ago by markolbb ago by markolbb +7 / -0

Matt Maeson 11 Joliet - 2002


Fake abbos

ME NEWS Book Street Boners What happens when I control everything.

Movie How to Be a Man 13

One of my Joe Rogan’s has been removed. This one’s still up but millions of views are gone. 14 weird.

Dude marries a total doll 15 The new groom said that Margo has a spicy side, citing that: “She swears — but there is a tender soul inside.”

Photos that were posted on social media told the story of the pair’s romantic lifestyle, which included vacations on exotic beaches and steamy bubble baths, depicted with hashtags such as #ideal_relationship, #true_love and #happy_wife_happy_life.


I thought I invented this. George Orwell did 16

James O’Keefe 17

more 18 Dropping bombs. He went over 100s of hours of footage.

FIGHTING BACK Carter Page has had enough 19

TRANS / FEMINISM Cringe. Women aren’t funny 20

man playing women’s football


Rabbit gender queer tax attorney “ve vim ver”

tri racial cis gendered girl fag - pansexual - “she” AKA Whore

gender fluid hetero-romantic demi sexual mutt - xi AKA Horny nerd

Genderqueer - ve vim ver AKA lesbian

agender intersex afab (assigned female at birth) - they AKA Chick

They do that LA talk that’s in movies now - I’m I’m. They all stutter and get caught up because they think that’s what we do.

I know it’s complicated. Allow Xi to explain GREEN SCREEN

Cis: means you identify with your sex assigned at birth. Trans: means you’re retarded.

Gays and lesbians are gays and lesbians unless the lesbians are in college in which case they are LUGs - Lesbians Until Graduation.

POLYAMAROUS Women: I’m a fat whore who got sick of fucking black guys so now I let nerds run a train on me. Men: I’m shockingly lazy and only want to fuck when I’m not playing video games - which is maybe 2 minutes a day so I just join a bunch of nerds who are already fucking a fat chick. NOTE: The guy on the bottom right killed the baby the fat pig made with the rat man on the bottom left. Jealousy is always a thing no matter how hard the polyamorous community tries to deny it.

ASEXUAL Women: Like a normal Asian woman who doesn’t want to get pregnant or have venereal warts, I’d like to wait a little bit. Let’s make that political so nobody notices how square I am. Men: Incels who pretend they are Volcels. Nobody wants to fuck me so I’m going to pretend it’s on purpose. Let’s see if this works.

BISEXUAL Women: I’m a lesbian who occasionally gets sick of scissoring so I take a guy home and let him fuck me. He’s basically a human dildo. Men: I’m a gay who isn’t totally comfortable with that yet so I’m going to make out with chicks praying to Jesus Christ they don’t expect me to eat them out.

TRANS These are still, and always have been, mentally ill gays. FTM Trans: This is a lesbian who cut her tits off and summarily regrets it. Occasionally, one of these mentally ill lesbians will be crazy enough to try to make a fake penis out of her forearm and the resulting sad burrito is so disgusting and odd, we aren’t mean enough to show it to you. MTF Trans: Usually a sad homosexual who took a bunch of hormones and now talks like a weird kid. Sometimes, God forbid, they cut their dick off. This is something they almost always regret hence the high suicide rate.

Now, there are a ton of trans who aren’t even gay. These people often use other words such as... Questioning, Two Spirit, Queer etc are all made up words that just mean: I’m a boring white nerd who is desperate for some sort of character so I’m pretending I’m some kind of interesting minority you’ve never heard of. These people tend to be reluctant to discuss their bullshit with too much investiagtion because they fear being discovered for what they really identify as… boring.


NEW POPE - trans is satanic 22

COVID We don’t even realize how miserable we are 27

CNN realizes China lied Now will they consider China LIES? 28

Fraud expert says he saw USBs 29

Red Elephants provides evidence 30 8:14

Joey B nails it 31

I had no idea Canada had euthanasia programs 32 I mean, I kind of get it if you’re life is a living hell and you’re old as shit and there’s no hope but as we can see here. It can get abused.

ELECTIONGATE Dr Shiva nails it 33

More with Giuliani 34 “person who got money from Russia was Joe Biden"

Giuliani 35 no bathrooms for Republican poll watchers

Azelia is bummed 36 She did the 212 back in 2011 I had lunch w her and Milo once. Her and Milo’s husband got into astrology so I peaced out.

Indians paid for votes 37


Crazy shootout 39 Keeps eating his ice cream cone with a spoon?

How to deal with liberals 40

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iscream22 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Indian Joker shit was hysterical, holy fuck

Serniebanders420 2 points ago +2 / -0

The guy narrating the Gavin Newsome video sounds just like the guy who did those really funny Star Wars criticism videos on YouTube.

HenryKrinkle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought the same thing. It's Mr. Plinkett from RedLetterMedia.

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markolbb [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which clip?

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markolbb [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had no idea either haha I guess I'm the old guy out of touch with culture now.

bschill710 1 point ago +1 / -0

The guy getting introduced to the mentally ill people explaining the depth of their delusions.

RightTurnClyde 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indian Joker is one of my favorite bits from the show this year.

RightTurnClyde 1 point ago +1 / -0

What video did the trans chick explaining everything come from?