My bullshit detector is going off

a) if its the cousin's mother that bought the card? women arent that funny.

b) no one buys cards unless its for birthdays or christmas. No ones buying a fucking card as a burn for some homo kid.

c) if she were truly based she'd just say either "you want a card or something?" or "dont be a fag about it"

d) this sounds like some shit he thought would be funny to post but wanted internet good boy points. he doesnt want to use his Mum, so he uses his aunt.