by jaylaw
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CandyColouredClown 3 points ago +3 / -0

this movie wasnt as clever as I remembered :/

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CandyColouredClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

the down-vote could be ryan frowning with his mouth taped up

the up-vote could be the 'my sons on the cover of a magazine?!' face just as he opens his eyes.

by jaylaw
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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you some sort of nazi? I was going to write about how its natural/beautiful as a joke but I want to throw up and beat a tranny just thinking about this.

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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that where they date in a room with no lights on?

Or is it actual blind people navigating a date?

Or is it where they have an attractive person dating an ugly person while wearing a blindfold then its taken off?

by jaylaw
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CandyColouredClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you say 'what if God created the big bang and used evolution to guide us to humanity?' you get; "umm sorry i dont believe in your sky bully heh heh"

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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought this would be that fat injun from the most recent GOML

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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

What time should I call from London?

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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

The woman on the left got SO much shit for dressing as a black person. No one says SHIT about asian/indian people that A) bleach their skin B) wear coloured contact lenses C) dye their hair blonde, red, or brown

A perfect example: https://youtu.be/EaGmgXR9iFM?t=1004

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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

I looked on reddit where I copied it from, no answers.

by jaylaw
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CandyColouredClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

eh I pretty much stole it from redddit so dont worry about it lol

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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is she the one that lays the jew eggs?

by jaylaw
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CandyColouredClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

I posted this exact thing a little while ago

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CandyColouredClown 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard "theyre all laughing at you- shoot the president to impress Natalie Portman" but I dont even like Natalie Portman

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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wont lie to you, princess. I copied the image from some reddit chad. I think its something would have said.

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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

The UK, especially Scotland, needs this and needs it soon...

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CandyColouredClown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seeing Kamala act black reminds me of an indian guy I went to school with, he used to act like a black guy and it was very cringe.....

by Jagkag
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CandyColouredClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's a 6, c'mon. Personality counts for something. 3.4 is reserved for physical deformities

by jaylaw
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CandyColouredClown 3 points ago +3 / -0

LGTV rights!!! would be a great commercial

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