That's not surfing what a pussy. Surfing is very difficult and very physically demanding, balancing on an electric powered paddleboard is not. And if that is just sunscreen on his face he's even weirder than I thought. In Australia they wear this stuff called they call "zinca" that blocks UV and doesn't wash off from the water, sunscreen is not the same thing haha. He's almost as bad as that Asian billionaire Gavin has featured before.
Listen I've never met the woman but her asking a somebody (a stranger possibly) from another country to get her pregnant and then fuck right off sounds like something a crazy woman would do. I'm not saying she is crazy, but it seems like a crazy idea. If she was so serious about this I imagine she would look for the most reputable agency available to facilitate such a thing, not just some guy from a different country. Plus I just think it would be a dick move to father a kid when we know how big of a disadvantage it is for them. And I still don't understand what you get out of such a risky transaction, are you just trying to bang her? If so, we can have a conversation about that and I have some suggestions but otherwise why put yourself at such a risk? I'm not trying to be a dick man I just want to be real with you.
Dude, why would you knowingly make a decision in which you might be required to "disappear"? Secondly, it's fucking tough to disappear these days. Even if she offered me $20k and we had an ironclad contract I still wouldn't do it.
I don't know which episode he responded but I think we can all tell you almost verbatim what he would've said....
DON'T DO IT YOU IDIOT! FUCKING OBVIOUSLY! I do recall him mentioning even if she isn't a crazy bitch right now she can still come back in ten years and hit you up for every bit of child support that you never paid, and judging by her request it sounds like she's already crazy. I think it's safe to assume that Gavin will always say having a father is better. Plus, what do you get out of this? One lay? You're willing to risk the rest of your life for that? Jesus Christ.
Dearest Gavin, I hope your geriatric failing liver doesn't prevent you from having a good time on your half-century birthday! When you soil your Depends we can have RyGay clean them up again before you inevitably wet the bed and have to scramble to try to hide it from your wife. I hope the next half-century brings you slightly less misery and that the hip replacements go without complications. I'll have somebody hide your credit cards while your senile ass tunes into the Home Shopping Network to prevent you from spending your fortune on fake jewelry for the second daughter you thought you had. You're a hell of a role model for other boomer fags who like to put dildos in their ass and play it off as a goof-- and for that, we love you!
EDIT: After 2pm it seems to be working fine for me-- please verify and post back if it's working for you too
Yeah we're aware of it. I sent a message to one of the other mods, we're trying to get a hold of the tech guy if he's not aware of it already.
Am I the only one who likes the speak-easy thing? It should've been longer yeah but I dig the setting and everything.